I don’t photograph well–occassionally I’m not even visible. Still, sometimes I get lucky. To wit: I’ve been featured on Ugly Overload! (or, “Ugly Overlord” as I like to call the website in my head.) Fame, fortune and naughty mermaids all will no doubt follow soon.
As long as I have your attention, this one goes out to Randy, to whom I drunkenly raved about Ethiopiques before imploring the patrons of the hip-hop club downstairs to vote and attempting to rally them with an empowering round of “¡Sí Se Puede!” above the strains of “BOYZ” which, it turns out is a waaaay better song than “Womanizer.” All of which goes towards explaining why I was so wan and hoarse at the paleo-bloggers lunch and why I was never able to get around to making a joke that I’d been saving up for weeks about microecos being the result of a thought experiment where an infinite number of adapids were placed in a room full of selectrics and a mason jar full of mescaline.
Um, yeah. So you’re welcome Randy.
And one more thing. Hesperornis is totally a marine reptile and anyone who says otherwise can suck it.
p.s. (she’s in the hot tub.)