Kindly Please Come Over For Gay Sex

4 May 2008

Can’t wait for the spam comments that one’s going to attract…

Despite the banshee wail of half-finished work scattered across desktops both virtual and real…I couldn’t bear to be a no show for Julia‘s upcoming version of Linnaeus’ Legacy. So what better way to maximize pleasure and minimize effort than reprint some of my favorite mnemonics for remembering the hierarchy of taxonomic nomenclature courtesy of wikiquote.

These are much more memorable than the fretful cries or grainy recreational habits of European royalty my elementary teachers were always on about…

  • Kevin’s Penis Can Often Feel Genuinely Sticky
  • Kermit Puked Cookies On Fozzie’s Green Sweater
  • Kids Playing Chicken On Freeways Get Squished
  • Kill Pretty Cheerleaders Often For Good Suprise
  • Kinky Porno Cookies Ordered From Girl Scouts
  • Kurt Puts Cheese On Fat Girls Stomachs

One hits a bit too close to home however:

  • Kind Professors Can Often Fail Good Students

Back to work!

postscript-

Couldn’t stop musing about this as I tried to hammer out my research prospectus…finally came upon suitable summary, laced with typically microeconian astandard spelling and doltish wordplay:

Krazed paleontologists can obfuscate fossils generally / specifically.

2 Responses to “Kindly Please Come Over For Gay Sex”

  1. Zach Miller Says:

    So much for Kings Play Chess On Fine Green Squares!

  2. nelson Says:

    just want to know what is available!


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