Archive for May, 2008

Enigmatic Triassic Hellasaur Thursday…who’s counting anway? — The Duck-billed Ichthyopus

8 May 2008

When George Shaw received the first platypus skin to make it to England in 1789, he took a pair of scissors to it to look for stitches, or so the story goes. It is impossible not to entertain some doubts as to the genuine nature of the animal,” wrote Shaw. Surgeon, and racist, Henry Knox argued that the Asian itinerary by which the specimen had traveled was, “sufficient to rouse the suspicions of the scientific naturalist, aware of the monstrous impostures which the artful Chinese had so frequently practiced on European adventurers.” Of course, the reality of this chimerical creature has long since been recognized, and, as of this week, we have the unique genome to prove it.

More recently the Archaeoraptor” scandal raised echoes of Knox’s Sinophobia, and this weeks’ hellasaur is certainly enough to raise eyebrows. Hupehsuchus nanchangensis, has that “designed by committee” look, with the limbs of a basal ichthyosaur, the dorsal armor of a placodont and the bill of a…well, duck. But the fossils indeed check-out: this is no “monstrous imposture”, just one freaky-ass (or if you rather, enigmatic-ass) hellasaur.

Hupehsuchus drawing by Zach Miller

Hupehsuchus nanchangensis by Zach Miller

And the more you look, the weirder it gets…more tomorrow!

Kindly Please Come Over For Gay Sex

4 May 2008

Can’t wait for the spam comments that one’s going to attract…

Despite the banshee wail of half-finished work scattered across desktops both virtual and real…I couldn’t bear to be a no show for Julia’s upcoming version of Linnaeus’ Legacy. So what better way to maximize pleasure and minimize effort than reprint some of my favorite mnemonics for remembering the hierarchy of taxonomic nomenclature courtesy of wikiquote.

These are much more memorable than the fretful cries or grainy recreational habits of European royalty my elementary teachers were always on about…

  • Kevin’s Penis Can Often Feel Genuinely Sticky
  • Kermit Puked Cookies On Fozzie’s Green Sweater
  • Kids Playing Chicken On Freeways Get Squished
  • Kill Pretty Cheerleaders Often For Good Suprise
  • Kinky Porno Cookies Ordered From Girl Scouts
  • Kurt Puts Cheese On Fat Girls Stomachs

One hits a bit too close to home however:

  • Kind Professors Can Often Fail Good Students

Back to work!

postscript-

Couldn’t stop musing about this as I tried to hammer out my research prospectus…finally came upon suitable summary, laced with typically microeconian astandard spelling and doltish wordplay:

Krazed paleontologists can obfuscate fossils generally / specifically.

Bunting…

3 May 2008

Apologies to all both microecos readers for this week’s hellasaur gap, I’ve been way to busy thinking and writing about Triassic this week to find time to think or write about the Triassic.   With the help of Zach Miller some good stuff is on its way however, trust me.

Those needing a Tr hellasaur fix should check out Silvio Renesto’s website, which is loaded with pictures and info about the Triassic (and non-Triassic) reptile faunas of including some highly enigmatic ones which I may get around to blogging about some day!

Also a brief (and late) plug for the second 24-hour mammalthon which is happening at the daily mammal right now!  Sadly I didn’t get my act together to throw a curve ball in this time…but I’ll definitely have something good for the next one.